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Geography Class



Suzhou China http://www.suzhou.gov.cn (10/29/2004)
Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other, and on which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.


(摘自中国日报)

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Musical Ability



Suzhou China http://www.suzhou.gov.cn (10/27/2004)
During a flood in California， a TV writer whose home was washed away discovered he had musical talent．

“My wife held on to a bed and floated down the canyon，”he said to a friend．

“How does that prove you have musical ability？”

“I accompanied① her on the piano．”

86．音乐天才

在加利福尼亚的一场洪水中，一个家被洪水冲走的电视节目撰稿人发现他自己有音乐天才。

“我的妻子抓住一张床，漂下了峡谷。”他对一个朋友说。

“那怎么能证明你有音乐才能呢？”

“我抓住钢琴，陪她一起漂下去了。”

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joke everyday  in a car accident ,he found himself in purgatory being judged by god ,who was undecided whether to admit gates to heaven or send him to hell

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a few weeks later ,god feels he should check up on billgate and see if he is comfortable

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this is fabulous ,gates says if this is hell let's check out heaven

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