世界杯:关于ENGLAND

insecteater · 发表于 2010-6-22 16:41

英格兰的表现招来了滔滔不绝的口水...

• What do you call an Englishman in the second round of the world cup? The referee.

• I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should have beaten easily. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

• The England team went to visit a South African orphanage. "It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling," said Joseph Umboto, aged six.

• Police have charged the man who entered the England dressing room with trespassing. Twenty-three others have been charged with impersonating a footballer.

• Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door

• Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer!

• In the fixtures for the second round, Argentina will meet Mexico in Johannesburg, Spain will meet Portugal in Cape Town, and England will meet France at the airport.
• What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

insecteater · 发表于 2010-6-22 16:47

A small joke: Spain said, I'm cold! Germany say, I also cold! France says, I AM GOING back...... England, said slowly, wait for me, Italy said, 2 days as you and I together back to... China says, You are silly, I didn't go directly.

一个小笑话：西班牙说；我冷！德国说；我也冷！法国说；我先回去了啊……英格兰说，慢点，等等我；意大利说；等2天我和你一起回去... 中国说；你们都傻了吧，我直接都没去。