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发表于 2010-6-22 16:41 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式 |阅读模式 |发表于:广东省
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英格兰的表现招来了滔滔不绝的口水...

• What do you call an Englishman in the second round of the world cup? The referee.

• I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should have beaten easily. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

• The England team went to visit a South African orphanage. "It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling," said Joseph Umboto, aged six.

• Police have charged the man who entered the England dressing room with trespassing. Twenty-three others have been charged with impersonating a footballer.

• Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door


• Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer!

• In the fixtures for the second round, Argentina will meet Mexico in Johannesburg, Spain will meet Portugal in Cape Town,   and  England will meet France at the airport.
• What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Everything is nothing..神马都是浮云
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-6-22 16:47 | 显示全部楼层 |发表于:广东省
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A small joke: Spain said, I'm cold! Germany say, I also cold! France says, I AM GOING back...... England, said slowly, wait for me, Italy said, 2 days as you and I together back to... China says, You are silly, I didn't go directly.

一个小笑话:西班牙说;我冷!德国说;我也冷!法国说;我先回去了啊……英格兰说,慢点,等等我;意大利说;等2天我和你一起回去... 中国说;你们都傻了吧,我直接都没去 。
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发表于 2010-6-22 17:23 | 显示全部楼层 |发表于:江苏省
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发表于 2010-6-22 19:02 | 显示全部楼层 |发表于:浙江省
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看了比较凉快,谢谢
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发表于 2010-6-24 18:36 | 显示全部楼层 |发表于:河北省
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看了比较凉快,谢谢
首席大弟子 发表于 2010-6-22 19:02

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